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From GShaw of Rapid City, South Dakota on .
No shirt has ever been more perfect for the epic hunter. Whether you kill big animals or not, why would you want to broadcast you epicness and hunting skill to the world? Next thing you know, you've got GPS trackers attached to your truck, strange vehicles following you home and out to the trailhead. And don't get me started on the drone that seems to follow your every move. This shirt successfully exudes a low key average hunter vibe. When people ask how your season was, you respond I DID OK... Best shirt to avoid all that!
The Greatest Shirt Known to Man
From Living Country in the City of Los Angeles, California on .
Simple fact... No better shirt has ever existed in the history of mankind.
Not only does it protect me from abduction by space aliens and prevent the government from reading my mind, but it also makes me incredibly irresistible to the opposite sex and has increased my muscle mass allowing me to carry two whole elk on my back.
This shirt makes my shots more accurate and prevents me from every becoming fatigued, cold, wet or hungry. When I hunt, I carry only this shirt, my binoculars and a weapon. I bring no other clothing or gear.
While it not only makes me invisible and scentless to big game, one of it's key features is that it causes elk and deer populations to increase tenfold within a three mile radius of me and causes them to glow brightly when viewed through a spotting scope or binoculars.
Because of this shirt, and this shirt alone, I've been able to harvest thousands of elk, deer, bear, moose, caribou, breakfast cereal, jackalope, turkey, coyotes, basaliks and wolves each ear and singlehandedly feed three separate third-world countries.
Thank you Rokslide!
Conversation piece
From Anonymous of Niskayuna, New York on .
Love the shirt, gift from my boys. Next level fabric is comfy and the front, couldn't say it better myself!
BadA$$ shirt!
From tj perez of phoenix, Arizona on .
Probably my favorite shirt Rokslide has hands down! Great material fits true to size and has one of my favorite sayings!
Great Service and Quality!
From Anonymous of Tracy, California on .
Great quality shirt, good fit, shipped quickly & arrived on time. Very happy customer.
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