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The Greatest Shirt Known to Man
From Living Country in the City of Los Angeles, California on .
Simple fact... No better shirt has ever existed in the history of mankind.
Not only does it protect me from abduction by space aliens and prevent the government from reading my mind, but it also makes me incredibly irresistible to the opposite sex and has increased my muscle mass allowing me to carry two whole elk on my back.
This shirt makes my shots more accurate and prevents me from every becoming fatigued, cold, wet or hungry. When I hunt, I carry only this shirt, my binoculars and a weapon. I bring no other clothing or gear.
While it not only makes me invisible and scentless to big game, one of it's key features is that it causes elk and deer populations to increase tenfold within a three mile radius of me and causes them to glow brightly when viewed through a spotting scope or binoculars.
Because of this shirt, and this shirt alone, I've been able to harvest thousands of elk, deer, bear, moose, caribou, breakfast cereal, jackalope, turkey, coyotes, basaliks and wolves each ear and singlehandedly feed three separate third-world countries.
Thank you Rokslide!
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From Anonymous of Niskayuna , New York on .
Love the shirt, gift from my boys. Next level fabric is comfy and the front, couldn't say it better myself!
BadA$$ shirt!
From tj perez of phoenix, Arizona on .
Probably my favorite shirt Rokslide has hands down! Great material fits true to size and has one of my favorite sayings!
Great Service and Quality!
From Anonymous of Tracy, California on .
Great quality shirt, good fit, shipped quickly & arrived on time. Very happy customer.
Do it!
From Wes Robinson of Eastern, Kentucky on .
Just got this shirt in the mail, only a couple of days after ordering it. It was packaged well. The fit was as expected, and it's a very comfortable shirt. However, the best thing is all the looks you get and all the conversations that's start when people see it! Love it! If you're thinking about this shirt...just do it!
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